Tuesday, December 1, 2009


I once saw a tiny dog with massive testicles than hung so low they were almost dragging on the ground.

When the dog would walk it's testicles would hit the backs of it's legs and begin swaying back and forth. As the dog continued to walk the swaying would increase in speed and intensity until they were a blur of thrashing scrotum.

I dubbed the tiny dog, Speedbag.